Crush Balls

"As far as names go, Crush Balls is intentionally suggestive, but it's also pretty accurate: uncap a bottle and you’ll be met with top notes of green grass, rosemary, and yellow fuzz, accented by a mix of hedge flowers, cotton, and what the brand refers to as “sporty accord”. The entire premise is a little shtick-y, sure, but it's tough to argue with the results. A spritz or two a day won't improve your backhand (or make you smell like a certain Rolex frontman), but it will make you chuckle every time you glance at the bottle—and help you channel your inner Grand Slam champ while you fire off spicy takes on Slack."